Defenestration of Norway

tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

retro-kirschstein:

♥
itokufox:

OK, well… after Carlos said he’s going to make a home with Cecil, I cannot stop myself drawing this pic with so much feeling of them moving into a new apartment…
快同居啦快結婚啦你們QQQQQ!!!!!

itokufox:

OK, well… after Carlos said he’s going to make a home with Cecil, I cannot stop myself drawing this pic with so much feeling of them moving into a new apartment…

快同居啦快結婚啦你們QQQQQ!!!!!

Feelin’ my age now.

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

whimsicalcircles:

P L E A S E

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

flying comes in handy to kiss ur tall gf

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

flying comes in handy to kiss ur tall gf

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

Looks like the coroner is here again. Hello, Linda! We’ve got the new Panic! At The Disco album in. *whispers* I’ve been selling her blank CD’s for years now and telling her that’s Panic! At The Disco’s aesthetic. That they just release completely silent songs with no dials, on albums with no tracks or cover art and no name. It’s really funny. Except for, their new album really did come out and it’s called ‘Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career, Michelle’ so I’m a little freaked out by that. But also, I think I’m really impacting the future of music.
Michelle from Dark Owl Records, Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 53: The September Monologues (via castiel-is-my-homeboy)
53 - The September Monologues - Maybe the Weather
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meveret:

In which WTNV jokes at its own trope.